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Sigh… u guys suck for tagging me… lame ass freaking ppl… anyway, heres 16 facts about me…
1. I’m apathetic.
2. I’m an introvert.
3. I’m right-handed unlike the rest of my family who are left-handed.
4. I like to spend my day sitting on the bed playing games on computer/ talk to someone on AIM and do nothing else.
5. I like to laze around for the whole day.
6. I’m a neat freak… not reallie… LOL
7. I’m a red meat person. I dont eat fish or chicken or any kinds of birds. =P
8. Ice cream is my favorite food in the whole wide world.
9. I’m an otaku… =P
10. I like cute stuffs…
11. That’s why Vikki said that I had good taste for cute guys… and probably girls…
12. And so i collect cute stuffed animals…
13. I’m a big fan of Ikuta Toma… not becuz hes cute… but hes also reallie good at acting… All of his dramas are good… Recommended… XD
14. I’m reallie a selfish person… possibly mean…
15. Thats y i dont like to spend/ borrow/ lend money.
16. My favorite season is winter… i like snow… and i wish this world only has spring, fall and winter…
17. I’m losing weights… dunno y… maybe becuz i drink too much water everyday… How can a person lose 10 pounds in 2 days? LOLZ… idk, but that happened to me… =]
18. If i can, i want to spend the last day of my life with the person whom i treasure the most… and u know who… if not, guess or give up since its probably too hard for ur tiny little brain… LOLZ… jks… im not that mean… or am i?
Lolz!!!
What i’m gonna tell you is what already happened a long time ago. Some of you may not believe it, but it doesnt matter as long as you now know more about my pretty much “normal” sadistic past.
2 years old, my parents dropped me off at the child care center every morning, then picked me up in the evening. I was a crybaby back then, so i cried a lot. This was probably the loneliest time of my life. My parents were usually late. I had to wait for them until 9pm. I had no friends as well as no one to talk to. Wait, thats not true. I did have friends and they were reallie furry. Yea, those 2 were my best friends back then, a dog and a cat. I played with them, and they cheered me up.
4 years old, i started kindergarten. It was a completely different world. I was in a class with other kids and 3 teachers. It was then that i met my first girlfriend whom i was planning to get married with, and other good friends. I learned how to play drum, but it wasnt my thing, so the teacher decided to let me take keyboard lessons. I had to wake up earlier than everyone for my music class. After school, i had to take karate. It was fun. I missed these time, but still i had to move on.
Several years passed and i advanced to 1st grade. By now, i already quitted karate, and keyboard. I was too lazy to continue practicing them. Elementary school was a new experience. It was then that i discovered my new power. Lolz, jks, i dont have any superhuman power. But i went berserk sometimes. I had a best friend, some other friends, and some enemies. We usually picked up fight in the restroom. Usually, they hit me first, then i was so mad that i started kicking them, then i bit them on their shoulders. We fought a lot, but we never hated each other. Well, i hated them, but i dont think they hated me.
2nd grade, i still remember that bloody incident when one of my friend got shanked by another friend. Idk what happened between them. It happened so sudden. When i looked at him after i heard the scream, he was bleeding with a pencil in his left shoulder. It was also this year, that i got pantsed by a girl. Arrrgg… so embarassing…
4th grade, my parents signed me up for English class at an international school. I had to go there every Thursday evening and Sunday morning. On the first day, i was a loner. I didnt know everyone, but no hard feelings cuz the class was fun. Breaktime, i was sitting in my seat, then 5 weirdos showed up and asked me to go outside with them, and i did. Then they started to tease me and stuffs. I went berserk again, and bit everyone of them. I bit one on the head, 2 on the shoulders, and the other 2 on their arms. After that, they said srry to me, and eventually, they became my friends (must be becuz i turn them into Vanpires 
). Btw, i got detention for the first time at school becuz i stabbed the guy sitting next to me with his pencil in his mouth.
5th grade, i stole my bestfriend’s girlfriend.
6th and 7th grade, i didnt give a damn about school. I frequently got C’s, D’s and some F’s. My parents had to come to school and had a little conference with my homeroom teacher. And yea, just like other azn parents, they spanked me a lot. But thnx to them, i started to do better at school. Although they helped me a lot, they were troublesome too. They made me take Tae Kwon Do to calm myself down cuz i kept hitting my cousin (not the ones that i mentioned about in the last post). It was kinda entertaining for me cuz i kept hitting my sensei in his crotch and tummy. =P I gave up eventually after 6th grade.
8th grade. (nah, i dont need to talk about it, u guys already know about it from my older post about my 3rd girlfriend)
9th grade, after i broke up with that bitch, i was forced to move into her class. Wonderful!!! Anyway, i actually formed my own gang by taking over the previous gang members in my class. My homeroom teacher forced me to sit next to the most retard person in the class cuz she wanted me to help him bring his grades up. I hated that pigface from the bottom of my heart. He kept annoying me, and eventually, i beat him up. It was a bloody fight. We both used compasses to shank each other. I was bleeding but not as bad as him. Luckily, i kicked his hand, and he dropped his compass. I untied my belt, and i whipped him with that. Then i bit his arm, and left him a bruise for a month. Man, i actually felt happy when i kicked his pigface. Anyway, i was laughing maniacally, and most of my classmates were afraid of me. I kept doing the same thing for the whole 2nd semester.
10th grade, i moved to CA, and u guys already know what happened next so i dont need to say anything. Lolz.
Anyway, thats all for now.
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Im such a mess. Its my bday, but y am i feeling blue? Kevin said happy bday to me today, and yet that made me sad. I missed my bday again for the 16th times. I never get to celebrate my bday with my friends, and even if i did, im not sure if anyone would come to my party.
The first time i celebrated it was in 2nd grade. I invited everyone that i thought was close to me, but in the end, only 2 ppl came. In addition to that, my stupid uncle ruined it just like he did with my life. Since then, i never celebrate my bday again.
I know that i’ve missed a lot of fun stuffs, but well, thats just me. U dont need to buy me presents. Thoughts are enough. All i want is to have fun with everyone and make memories that i’ll never forget (unless i have amnesia or hit my head with sth hard). Thnx Bao for being such an awesome bro, and Kevin for being a good friend.
Bday boy
Okie. So i just had another family meeting with my paternal relatives this weekend. It was a nitemare (well, not reallie, but it suked @SS anyway). Anyway, im gonna introduce all the obnoxious members to u guys.
1. My immature uncle. Hes the oldest male member in dis retarded family. Hes 60, but lucky enough, he was able to get married with a 33-years-old girl. I hate him the most as well as holding a grudge against him. He likes to pick on me everytime he sees me just becuz im the youngest member. He made me cry more than anyone else. Hes the most annoying person on my dad’s side. Hopefully, he has diabete.
2. My superstitious uncle. He keeps coming to my home, and tries to convince me to become a Christian. Fortunately, he has a crazy wife who follows him everywhere he goes and gives him a special curfew. And hes banned from seeing other family’s members.
3. The nun – my aunt. Shes my dad’s sister. She wants me to be Catholic. I know that she has cancer, but i still dislike her anyway.
4. My big fat scary cousin. Hes aggressive. Hes ready to hit anyone who stands in his way. Hes old, but he acts like an ignorant kid. My parents asked him to taking care of my mailbox, but he never cares about it.
5. The hypocrite. Yes, hes my other cousin. Hes the worst of all kinds. Hes a big fat liar, and the ugliest person i’ve ever seen (hes not ugly, but his personality disgusts me). We used to hang out a lot, but then i realized his true identity, i ditched him.
Ok. I know this is the meaniest post i ever wrote, but well, theres nothing worse than having a family in which no one is bonded to each other. They are annoying, disturbing, and detestable. I hate them, and i hope they r gonna get bad luck for the rest of their lives.
The emotional distraught kid
Ok!! This is weird. Im not supposed to make a blog, but since im so bored, im just gonna make one for fun. And as everyone has already known, im Van. I knows its a girl’s name in Vietnamese but its not actually Vietnamese. And im a guy, not a girl. Anyway, u can call me Kenny if u want. My English teacher used to call me that. I didnt know y he called me that, but anyway, im just gonna stick with it.
So, im Van, or Kenny. Im 17.90 years old (almost 18, yea i know, it suks). Some say i look like Cantonese, some say i look like Korean, and some say Cambodian (thnx a lot Nam). In fact, im half Viet half Chinese, but i dunno how to speak Chinese (weird huh? =P). Even though im an optimistic person, im actually a happy emo. Yea yea, i know i know. Its impossible for emo to be happy, but im an exception. Im happy, and yet I do feel lonely and have had many attempts to kill myself. Anyway, lets not talk about emo stuffs, but more about happier stuffs.
If u have never met me, or known me, or probably talked to me, it doesnt matter. Im an easy-going person, even though i isolate myself a lot. Im 17 years old on the outside, but actually, im only 2 years old in the inside (yea, not older than a toddler). I love bothering my friends. Its so much fun, and i cant stop bothering them even when they asked me to stop and eventually hit me (im reallie slappable >.<). I live for fun, and if life is not fun anymore, im ready to kill myself. This is not a lie. Its what i have been planning a long time ago.
I know this is kinda late, but im gonna say it anyway: “Akemashite Omedetou Gozaimasu, Minna!!!” It means “Happy New Year, Everyone!!!” for those who dont understand Japanese. Im still learning Japanese so my Japanese is not perfect yet. =P
Anyway, here are my resolutions for 2009:
1. Beat Bao’s high score in Fall Down.
2. Get A’s in all my classes. (arrggg, damn Econ <— its freaking hard =.=)
3. Hang out as much as i can with my kickass friends.
4. Help Bao pass AP Chem, and Kevin and Sam pass AP Cal AB.
5. Save money for college.
6. Get a driver license and a kickass car dis summer.
7. Get Mrs. G a Harry Potter à l’école des sorciers.
I’ll add more later when i think of sth.
Later guys,
Van/Kenny
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